i love that in thor clint’s like “yeah i COULD take him out but damn look at that fighting i’m rooting for him”
i assume nobody was surprised when he brought home a stray kgb agent
|what she says:||im fine|
|what she really means:||im dying inside because ive finally accepted the fact that starfleet isnt real yet and kirk and spock are the ultimate romance that i can never achieve, and even then the open question of "are they canon??" will always hang in the air in front of me every day, leaving me to wonder if i will find love like them, and if they ever found love themselves|
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties
Especially birthday parties
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.